Tuesday 3 January 2012

My new year’s resolutions

1. The usual get fit, don't eat a 500g Dairy Milk bar in one sitting, etc., etc.
2. Stop being whiny.
3. Don’t fall out of taxis.
4. Stop having inappropriate crushes on inappropriate boys.
5. Be more positive about the Olympics (repeat after me “it won't be a Terminal 5 type disaster”).
Posted by at

1 comment:

  1. Gorilla Bananas3 January 2012 at 16:35

    I don't think you'll get fit unless you make yourself suffer more than that. Tree climbing is the best way of disciplining a hungry arse.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)