Thursday, 21 February 2008

The Bogeyman

I was standing on the tube today when I felt something wet hit my face. I realised that it corresponded with the sound of the man opposite me sneezing. I looked up at him. Lodged in his beard were several globules of snot. Obviously the rest of them were now festooning my boat race.
Come on, give me a break!

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