Everything but the kitchen sink

I'm leaving my current job tomorrow and have spent the last few days clearing out my desk. Five and a half years' worth of accumulated junk has so far filled four carrier bags and a rucksack. Here's some of the more random finds:

• A packet of croutons (with garlic);
• A Shaun of the Dead graphic novel;
• A badminton racquet;
• The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (book);
• Kingdom of Fire (Wii game);
• One plimsoll;
• Another packet of croutons (cheese);
• Four cardigans;
• A Go Ape badge; and
• A Robert Pattinson mask.