Everything but the kitchen sink

I'm leaving my current job tomorrow and have spent the last few days clearing out my desk. Five and a half years’ worth of accumulated junk has so far filled four carrier bags and a rucksack. Here are some of the more random finds:

• A packet of croutons (with garlic)
• A Shaun of the Dead graphic novel
• A badminton racquet
• The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (book)
• Kingdom of Fire (Wii game)
• One plimsoll
• Another packet of croutons (cheese)
• Four cardigans
• A Go Ape badge
• A Robert Pattinson mask.