After Derren Brown failed miserably to stick me to my chair a few weeks back, it was with breath baited that I waited for Channel 4’s 3D week, and the promised extravaganza of 3D magic. Oh, how disappointed I was. When I didn’t have my eyes closed (the two guys eating pretend razor blades and sawing their arms up just made me feel sick), the 3D was so rubbish that all that happened was that I strained my eyes by sitting too close to the television (in a Poltergeist style) in a vain attempt to make it better. I saw more respectable 3D on a cereal packet in the 80s. Boo.
I swear they will never get 3D TV right. You sit there like a fool and hope for something to jump out and it never does.
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