This is a poster from a train advertising all the fun things you can do in parks in London. Imagine my surprise when I read the small print. In case you can't read it in the image, it goes as follows:
“Here you can explore:
• Ancient woodlands • Delightful boating lakes
• Ferocious dinosaurs • Imaginative play areas
• Places to picnic • Wild nature reserves • Working farms”
FEROCIOUS DINOSAURS!?! Why are they keeping this Jurassic Park-style miraculous fun from us? Can we too have “An Adventure 65 Million Years In The Making”? Why is this not in massive letters at the top of the poster!?