General musings on life and the ridiculousness that happens to me on a daily basis
Was that made in a lab? By a bad man in a white coat? I can send you up a parcel of real (i.e. brown/funny looking) ones off our tree if you like...
Don't try and involve me in your weird food cult.
Whaddya mean? You don't want continuous stomach aches? Pfff! Cheatinf tonight as we are going out for dinner, hurrah!
that apple looks like it was hanging on a branch that is crossing a country to mexico...
Was that made in a lab? By a bad man in a white coat? I can send you up a parcel of real (i.e. brown/funny looking) ones off our tree if you like...
ReplyDeleteDon't try and involve me in your weird food cult.
ReplyDeleteWhaddya mean? You don't want continuous stomach aches? Pfff! Cheatinf tonight as we are going out for dinner, hurrah!
ReplyDeletethat apple looks like it was hanging on a branch that is crossing a country to mexico...
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