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General musings on life and the ridiculousness that happens to me on a daily basis

Thursday, 6 September 2007

It could have been an epic poem...

Ode to the tube strike

Dear Bob Crow,
You make me want to throw

Myself under a train

Except there aren't any.

THE END

(until the next time anyway)

Posted by Emma (not at all jammy) at 15:28

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“Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.”

Jules Renard, 1890

DISCLAIMER:

I would just like to point out that I do realise my life is nowhere near as bad as it could be. I'm not starving, I don't have any major illnesses, I don't sleep rough (although I've nearly had to after missing the last tube), I've got lovely family and friends, blah, blah, blah; what I do like is a damn good moan.

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Thursday, 6 September 2007

It could have been an epic poem...

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