I recently purchased a pair of Marks & Sparks control pants to help me out with a particularly slinky outfit. For the princely sum of £16 I was promised “a sculpted shape, thanks to the innovative firm control design” and a reduction of up to two sizes. What they don't tell you is that that extra flesh has to go somewhere which in my case appeared to be just under my boobs. So rather than the svelte silhouette I was going for, this was what I ended up with:

Just lovely.
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