Wherever I lay my hat

* Following leaving my favourite woolly hat at a house party on Friday night/Saturday morning, I decided to purchase a new one via the internet as not having a hat means that it’s too cold to go shopping for a new one (what a lie—it was laziness pure and simple). Anyway, the new hat arrived yesterday complete with a free pack of L’Oreal PerfectSlim** anti-cellulite patches. Nope, I can’t figure out the connection either.
In the name of science obviously (because I don’t have an ounce of cellulite on my body) I thought I’d try one out last night. They’re about the size of a paperback book with one sticky side and one slightly fluffy one and you have to leave it on for a maximum of eight hours. Apparently it sends pure caffeine into the skin which “works to break down the fatty build up”. Nice. So I settled into bed and slapped one on my stomach. It felt LOVELY. Very hard to explain, but kind of cold and hot at the same time. And a bit tingly. Dunno if it did anything for the cellulite (which I don’t have any of, as stated above) but who cares! Who needs a man when you have massive caffeine patches.

*No reason for the Orlando picture—I just think he’s pretty. And not eleven years younger than me.
**Please note the L’Oreal product placement. I’m hoping they might read this and send me some free stuff. After all, this blog is read by at least one people.