Things I hate today #1

• When my headphones get caught up on other people on the tube. What’s that about?
• When the guy that I had a pervy dream about last night turns out to be eleven years my junior (I’m 28 by the way, so that isn’t as bad as it sounds).
• My flatmate cleaning. I know I should be pleased about that, but she does it in a way designed purely to make me feel guilty. Examples include: putting all of my drying up away in the thirty seconds which I’ve been in the loo; doing my washing up when I’m not looking; putting my still damp washing away; and sweeping the leaves out of the front garden at five in the morning because she “couldn’t sleep”. Telling me she was “on a roll” after doing it doesn’t make it better either.
• Writing “and usually dies” instead of “and usually does” in very important emails to very important people.