Bridget Jones moment

I read a statistic which says that only 9 per cent of men and 2 per cent of women meet their future spouses in bars/nightclubs. I find this somewhat depressing. Where exactly do they meet them then? Having found out from bitter experience that dipping your pen in the company’s ink (or vice versa I suppose in my case—apologies for that somewhat graphic image), I’d like to avoid that, so what does that leave me with? Answers on a postcard please.

And this isn't just an excuse for having to go on a Google hunt for a picture of Colin Firth and Hugh Grant. Honest.